February 2012
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Laws are like sausages: it is better not to see them being made.
– Otto von Bismarck (via historyofeurope)
Leg. Reg. in a nutshell…
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HALP!
I can’t decide which colors to get on my shoes…
A:
B:
or C:
?
Idiots are idiots.
Did you really just try order a ham and cheese omelet at a kosher deli? Dumbass.
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Court Strikes Down Ban on Gay Marriage in... →
The court ruled Tuesday that a voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage violated the Constitution, all but ensuring the case will proceed to the United States Supreme Court.
Boom shackalakah.
Perez Hamilton: New Amsterdam Stolen By British... →
perezhamilton:
Peter Stuyvesant’s luck has finally run out!!!
The Hawk Faced Director-General of New Amsterdam was surprised to see four British Navy ships sail into port and demand that he surrender. Since no one wanted to brutally lose to the Brits, the pansy with a wooden leg hobbled out of …
Peter Stuyvesant, that pansy with a wooden leg!
Monkey Feeds A Tiger Cub
pbh3:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Dead.
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The Best Additions to Mad Men Posters →
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Bloomberg Personally Giving $250,000 to Planned... →
Check. And. Mate.
Considering they’ve already receive 400K, that means his 250K puts them at 650,000 bucks, which is only fifty thousand shy of what Komen was giving them before. And people aren’t done donating yet.
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My day has officially been made Showtime has...
#winning
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Irony
I just saw somebody’s status on facebook about a young girl in a town near mine that committed suicide because of cyber-bulling. Very Sad.
What’s ironic is that my friend-from-high-school’s sister decided to leave our school due to cyber-bullying from the girl who just posted that status and her friends. I guess it’s good that people change, but it still ticked me off a...
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The Interns Are Organizing! →
This is a very good thing. If I had some free time I’d be curious to read the complaint, but I don’t so I’m not.
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Who's going to Park City in March?
I am. 10-14, BOOKED. Woo!
A crafty state senator has done something so wonderful that we should all be...
– Brilliant State Senator Attaches Rectal Exam to Anti-Abortion Bill (via robot-heart-politics)
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oxicleanforme replied to your post: HOW IS TORTFEASOR NOT IN WORD’S DICTIONARY!?
definition please?
Jeez, Kara. Obviously it means the one who committed a tort, i.e. a “wrong” such as battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and so much more!. For example, say I lock you in a room against your will. I would be a tortfeasor!
(Cue freak out that I defined tortfeasor wrong)
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HOW IS TORTFEASOR NOT IN WORD'S DICTIONARY!?
Added that shit faster than you can say “battery.”
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January 2012
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Please
Please. Please stop making out in line while waiting to get coffee. Please. Please.
Ugh it’s not even regular making out. It’s on the neck and everything and she’s giggling. This is not the proper place for this!
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America's First Bible Written in Indian Language
perezhamilton:
Well that was a waste of ink!!! They probably can’t even read their own language!
John Eliot, a Puritan missionary to the Indians, translated the New Testament so the Indians could be saved. It is now the first published Bible in America. It’s rumored the Old Testament will be published within the next couples years.
You know what they say — you can’t teach an old Indian new...
Cafardo: Mets had 27th best off-season →
The joys of being baseball’s newest “small market” team. Le sigh…
Today has been a huge fail...
Thanks, self, for deciding to stay out till four in the morning. It really fit in with your plan to wake up and do work. It’s already starting to get dark out and you’ve still done nothing. Congratulations. At least you forced yourself to the gym.
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