Courant de Conscience

Name's Andrew. 22 years of age. From the best of the chesters and a town named after a truly legendary author. Recent grad from a liberal-arts college in Upstate New York honoring the foxiest of Federalists. "Jew" going to law school with "Jesuits" in New Amsterdam.
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When my non-law friends want to make plans during finals.

wheninlawschool:

I’m like:

They’re like:

I’m like:

(via illegalities) Hilarious, but wouldn’t this make the problem worse? I know I would probably fall back to sleep completely. Or just set like 7 alarms that are 9 minutes apart.

(via illegalities)

Hilarious, but wouldn’t this make the problem worse? I know I would probably fall back to sleep completely. Or just set like 7 alarms that are 9 minutes apart.

Computer:
Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor:
No prob, boss.
Computer:
Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor:
Anything you ask, boss.
Computer:
Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse:
Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer:
Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse:
Of course.
Keyboard:
Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor:
Oh god, here we go.
Computer:
*sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer:
No.
Computer:
Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer:
No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer:
Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse:
Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer:
Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer:
No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer:
Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer:
No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer:
You are not out of in-
Printer:
I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer:
*sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor:
But sir, he has plen-
Computer:
Just do it, damn it!
Monitor:
Yes sir.
Keyboard:
Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer:
Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard:
He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer:
PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer:
Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor:
Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer:
No. He did this to himself.
illegalities: legal-savvy: THIS.  this. Dat. Dissent.

illegalities:

legal-savvy:

THIS. 

this.

Dat. Dissent.

(Source: legally-awesome)

illegalities: Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com! I read a case yesterday where he only cited dissenting opinions. ONLY DISSENTS!! Fury.

illegalities:

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com!

I read a case yesterday where he only cited dissenting opinions. ONLY DISSENTS!! Fury.

illegalities: allofthelaws: the sliding scale of attractiveness in law school. everyone lower your standards. Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com!

illegalities:

allofthelaws:

the sliding scale of attractiveness in law school.

everyone lower your standards.

Hey Law Students! Follow illegalities.tumblr.com!

(Source: 2lawgit2quit)

O’fficially going to Ireland this summer!

I will be taking International Conflict Resolution and Global Aspects of Intellectual Property for a month then have an externship for a month! I don’t know what job I’m getting till mid-March, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed on the judicial internship!

(via illegalities)

(via illegalities)

(Source: jetset-go)

And let the contracts hell…BEGIN!

All that stands between me and freedom (until Jan. 17) is Contracts on Monday. Funny thing, I’ve barely even look at this class for two weeks. I guess that means that it’s time to fly by the seat of my pants. WHEEEEEEE!!!!!

I got my mind set on you, Crim, tomorrow at 1:30.

P.S. Isn’t 80s George Harrison fabulous?

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