Courant de Conscience

Name's Andrew. 22 years of age. From the best of the chesters and a town named after a truly legendary author. Recent grad from a liberal-arts college in Upstate New York honoring the foxiest of Federalists. "Jew" going to law school with "Jesuits" in New Amsterdam.
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Posts tagged alcohol

And I wonder why my grades weren’t as good as I wanted them to be last semester…

mothernaturenetwork:

What is drunkorexia?
Two common teen and young adult problems combine to make one new problem.

New? I believe this has been going on for quite some time…

That was the worst… and BEST experience of my life.

Ren, on her first pickle back (via bookz)

Another convert!

mothernaturenetwork:

Red wine offers scientists a clue to superconductive future
Scientists at a boozy office party discovered that red wine makes a metal compound superconductive, which could revolutionize energy transmission.

Red wine saves the day. Imagine - power lines full of red wine!

I really love going to the pub now.

Before the year started I was kind of nervous that it would be ruined for me now that most of the people I knew at school weren’t here anymore. I’m realizing that I actually have more friends in my year than I thought, though, and seeing everyone at the pub is pretty darn cool.

After this weekend I feel way better about how senior year is going to turn out.

Paraphrasing to shorten, but all true

Situation - my family has all this vodka lying around. My dad can't drink anymore, and besides him I'm the only one in the family that actually likes Vodka.
Me:
I would drink the vodka, but I feel like it's kind of depressing to just sit around having vodka by myself.
My mom:
We can have a little cocktail party. Just the two of us.
Me:
That would be even more depressing...
My dad (laughing):
Car (my mom's name is Carol), even if you did do that, one shot of vodka would make you pass out (she's 55, 4'11'', and 1 beer over the course of dinner basically makes her drunk).

Drink. Trade. Refill. Lose $10 Million. 

Mr. Perkins had just returned from a liquor-soaked golf weekend with colleagues in June of last year when he sat down in front of his laptop at his home east of London and started to place bets on Brent crude futures, according to a report by the Financial Services Authority. He continued to drink and place bets through the night, and by the morning of June 30, Mr. Perkins had placed more than $520 million worth of trades, at one point pushing the price of oil to $73.05, an eight-month high. The trades by Mr. Perkins were the main reason the price gained about $1.65 a barrel in just over two hours in the middle of the night, according to the report.

“Mr. Perkins’s explanation for his trading on 29 and 30 June is that he was drunk,” the F.S.A. said. “He claims to have limited recollection of events on Monday and claims to have been in an alcohol-induced blackout at the time he traded.”

So this is sort of like when I would come back late at night in Paris, and in a (more than) slightly intoxicated state, make a slew of unnecessary and stupid posts, lose followers, and then watch my tumblarity plummet.

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